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    Be Sure They Turn Left At The Bering Strait

    | Utah, USA |

    (A man calls in and leaves the following voicemail…)

    Caller: “Hello, you shysters! You have forty-eight hours to call me or I’ll have the RCMP come and arrest you for fraud. That’s right, the Mounties are coming!”

    Me, to manager: “So, a man is going to have the Mounties arrest me.”

    Manager: “Really. Can they do that?”

    Me: “Not in Utah.”

    Manager: *laughs*

    Me: “It gets better. I gave him the support number and the only people answering phones are in Australia or New Zealand. I’d like to see him sic the Mounties on THEM.”

    Manager: “Let me know if he does!”