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    Be Glad She Didn’t Ask For Cream

    | Calabasas, CA, USA |

    (An elderly woman comes into the store very early in the morning.)

    Me: “Hi, what can I get for you?”

    Customer: “Give me two of those muffins.”

    Me: “Sure thing, anything else?”

    Customer: “Actually, make it three. They’re kind of my fetish, you know?”