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    Be Careful What You Ask For, Part 6

    | Washington, USA |

    (A customer who doesn’t have an account wishes to cash a check drawn on the bank. However, because it’s a very large check, I am unable to complete the transaction without speaking to the maker of the check.)

    Customer: *angry* “Give me something that says you can’t negotiate this check!”

    Me: “I don’t have any kind of declined transaction form. Here’s your check back.”

    (As I attempt to explain, the customer becomes more and more hostile.)

    Customer: “I’d better speak to the vice president, or I’m calling the police!”

    (I call the police.)

    Me: “Okay, they’re on their way.”

    Customer: *confused* “…who is?”

    Me: “The police.”

    Customer: *scared* “Wait, I didn’t say to call the police!”

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