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    | Georgia, USA |

    Customer: “I was reading your menu. What is a smoked half-chicken?”

    Me: “It’s half of a chicken that has been smoked over pecan wood.”

    Customer: “What kind of chicken?”

    Me: “Do you mean flavor? We don’t put any sauce on it…it’s served plain.”

    Customer: “No…I mean what kind of chicken?”

    Me: “Well, they just cut a whole chicken in half so you get the white and dark meat.”

    Customer: “No! I mean, is it like from a cow or what?!”