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    | Crown Point, IN, USA |

    Me: “Hi welcome to [ice cream shop], how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yes, I would like to order that new Thin Mint Blizzard.”

    Me: “Alright, what size?”

    Customer: “Small.”

    Me: “Can I get you anything else?”

    Customer: “I don’t want it green.”

    Me: “I’m sorry?”

    Customer: “It’s green in this picture! I want it white! Whatever you put in there to make it green, I don’t want it.”

    Me: “That would be our mint topping.”

    Customer: “Mint? Ewww! No.”

    Me: “So that’s one Thin MINT Cookie Blizzard with no MINT topping?”

    Customer: “Yes.”