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    Barry Burnin’ White

    | Houston, TX, USA |

    Caller: “Hello, I work offshore. I got home from a 3 week assignment yesterday, and me and the wife were doing the… you know… we were being… uhh…”

    Me: “… intimate?”

    Caller: “Nah. It was pretty rough. But anyhow, we were doing our thing.”

    (At this point, I’m pretty sure the caller is actually a buddy of
    mine, pranking me. I was wrong.)

    Me: “Sir, this is a stereo repair shop. Are you aware–”

    Caller: “Yeah, yeah, sorry. That’s not the point. When we got done, I noticed the music had stopped. I looked over there, and there were fumes coming off the receiver. So, I called your customer service number and they told me I need to write a description of the problem. I don’t know what happened, so I figured I’d call a tech guy to help me with the description. You got any idea what I should write?”

    Me: “Well, uhh… how about ‘smokes after sex’?”

    Caller: *laughing* “DONE! I like yer style, mah friend!”

    (That call totally made my day. I almost got fired over it, but it was worth it!)

    Also seen on: Not Always Romantic