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Barking Up The Wrongest Tree

| San Jose, CA, USA | Extra Stupid, Pets & Animals

(I am a veterinary technician. I overhear an elderly client talking to the vet.)

Client: “Oh, Dr. [name], can I ask one more question?”

Vet: “Of course!”

(The client gestures to a picture on the wall of a Dalmatian, sitting amidst a bunch of white cats with small black spots.)

Client: “Is that possible?”

Vet: “If you mean the markings, I’ve never seen a cat with Dalmatian spots. If you mean the dog being able to sit with cats—”

Client: “No, no. Can the dog be the dad, and the cat the mom?”

Vet: “Only with the magic of photoshop.”