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    Barking Up The Wrong Tree

    | Southampton, UK |

    Me: “Good morning, [game store] how can I help?”

    Caller: “Can you tell me what’s coming out over the next three weeks?”

    Me: “Which format would you like, sir?”

    Caller: “All of them.”

    Me: “You want all the releases for all the formats for the next three weeks?”

    Caller: “YES!”

    Me: “Okay… on PS2, we’ve got Yakuza–”

    Caller: “Boring.”

    Me: “Um…we’ve also got The Godfather–”

    Caller: “That sounds rubbish.”

    Me: “Um…there’s Reservoir Dogs next week–”

    Caller: “I don’t even LIKE dogs. Why would I play that?!” *hangs up*