Banking Is A Whole Different Animal

(My coworker takes a phone call.)

Coworker: “This is [Veterinarian]. Can I help you?”

Caller: “This is [Name]. My account number is [number]. I got an insufficient funds notice and I know I have enough in that account. You need to fix this!”

Coworker: “Sir, this is not a bank.”

Caller: “YES, IT IS! I just gave you my account number!”