Bananas Can Taste Of Bitter Disappointment

(We sell bananas next to the cash register with a sign fixture that reads: ‘Bananas – 90 cents!’.)

Me: “Here’s your tall coffee, sir.”

Customer: *looking at bananas* “Oh, so that’s what you call them! ‘Tropical Paradise Bars.’ I’ve been calling them bananas my whole life!”

(I see the banana sign has accidentally been flipped over to read ‘Tropical Paradise Bars – $2.25.’)

Me: “Oh, that’s the wrong sign.” *flips sign back over*

Customer: “Oh. Never mind, then.” *walks away looking disappointed*

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