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    Baking Up Baby

    | NY, USA |

    Me: “Hello, sir. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Hi, I’d like to get cookies. How much are they?”

    Me: “By the size of the box or the bag. We have 4 and 8 pound bags, and different sized boxes.”

    Customer: “8 pound bag? So I could fit a whole baby in there?”