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    Bagging A Deal

    , | Vancouver, Canada |

    Me: “Hello. Just so you know you with your purchase you can get any of these movies for $5.99, you save–”

    Customer: “No! You know what? I am sick and tired of you people offering me things. I can’t come to the d*** mall without getting offered a deal. If I want something I will tell you, and you will give it to me. Understand?”

    Me: “I’m sorry. Here’s your purchase.”

    Customer: “Aren’t you going to offer me a bag?”