Love In The Time Of Zombies, Part 6

(My boyfriend has gone to the bathroom so I’m lying in bed playing on my phone. I don’t hear him come in when I feel something bite my butt.)

Me: “Ah! What was that?!”

Boyfriend: “A zombie.”

Me: “You let a zombie bite me? Now I’m going to be a zombie!”

Boyfriend: “He was fast but it’s okay. We will still be together.”

Me: “But what if I have the urge to bite you?”

Boyfriend: “Just don’t kill me, woman, and I can be a zombie too.”

(I feel another bite when he lays down to cuddle.)

Me: “Baby, another zombie bit me.”

Boyfriend: “No, that was me.”