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    Bad Popcorn Is Stoney

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    (A customer buys a medium popcorn and then spills it in the theater. We don’t usually give refills on mediums, but since he spilled it, we tell him we’ll refill it.)

    Customer: “I left the bag in the theater.”

    Me: “That’s okay, we can refill it. Just bring me the bag.”

    Customer: “Okay. Wait, do you mean a bag of weed, or the popcorn bag?”

    Me: “Uh, the popcorn bag will do.”