Bad Pickup Lines Revisited

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(I was on the phone with a customer who was asking about underwear.  Keep in mind that I am female.)

Me: “Hello, this is ***. How may I help you?”

Male customer: “Yes, I’m looking for pink underwear.”

Me: “Okay, are you looking for men or women?”

Male customer: “Women.”

Me: “Alright, we have many types of pink underwear. Do you know what kind you are looking for?”

Male customer: “No, what kinds do you have?”

(I proceed to list off the types of ladies underwear that come in pink.)

Male customer: “Um, okay. What kind of underwear are you wearing?”

Me: “Is that really necessary?”

Male customer: “Yes.”

Me: “No, it’s not.” *click*

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