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Bad News About Your Doppelganger

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Customer: *to his wife* “My God. This girl looks just like that one in the paper today, on the front page. Don’t you think?”

Customer’s Wife: “I don’t know, maybe a little bit.”

Customer: “Yes. She’s dead though.”

Me: “…”

Customer: *to me* “Has anyone ever told you that? I bet you get it all the time. You look just like that girl who died parachuting.”

Me: “Well sir, she’s only in the papers today because she died yesterday. I don’t think anybody knew who she was before.”

Customer: “Well, you look so much like her. Careful you don’t run into any of her relatives, now!”