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    Bad Jokes Are Music To Their Ears

    | Mountain View, CA, USA | Musical Mayhem

    Customer: “Hey, do you guys carry any mandolins?”

    Me: “No, I’m sorry.”

    Customer: “How about…” *dramatic pause*Wo-mandolins?”

    Me: “No.”

    (The customer leaves with a grin on his face.)

    Next customer: “Really?”