He’s Got The Sun And Moon In His Hands
(My boyfriend and I are cuddling in bed. Suddenly my boyfriend puts his hand on my breast and keeps it there.)
Me: “Is there something I can help you with?”
Boyfriend: “No, I’m good.”
(He pauses, and then proceeds to sing:)
Boyfriend: “I’ve got the whole world in my hands…“
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