Booger Nights

(My boyfriend and I have only been together two weeks.)

Boyfriend: *stops kissing me, reaches towards my nose, and wipes under one nostril*

Me: “Um?”

Boyfriend: “You had a booger.” *giggles*

Me: “Oh! Oh, god! That’s horrible.” *hides face*

Boyfriend: “I’m sure I’ll see worse at some point. Why not get this stuff out of the way early?”

Me: “You… you might just be what they call ‘marriage material.’”