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    Back In My Day, We Walked Barefoot, Backwards And Buck Naked

    | Everett, WA, USA |

    (Keep in mind that our bookstore only sells books, CDs and DVDs: no electronics, no rentals or software.)

    Coworker: “Good morning, what can I help you find?”

    Old Customer: “I need a keyboard for that computer thing.”

    Coworker: “We don’t sell keyboards, I’m sorry. Have you tried Best Buy across the parking lot?”

    Old Customer: “But I don’t want to go over there, I want to buy it here!”

    Coworker: “Sorry, I don’t have any to sell you. We don’t carry computer parts.”

    (The customer proceeds to get worked up into a fine fury, face blotched red and pulled up to her full height.)

    Old Customer: “Well, I never! In my day, you could walk into any store, anywhere, and by God if they wanted your business they would FIND it for you!” *storms out*

    Eavesdropping manager: “Well, in her day, everything was a general store!”