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    Baby Name Decisions Should Not Be Left To Linger(ie)

    | Rochester, NY, USA |

    (A woman exits the dressing room with lingerie.)

    Me: “So, what did you think?”

    Customer: “I loved them, I’m taking them all. It’s my anniversary. My husband is going to love these.”

    Me: “Good!”

    Customer: “I’m gonna make a baby tonight!”

    Me: *speechless*

    Customer: “What’s you’re name, sweetie? I’ll name it after you!”

    Me: “Um, can I ring those up for you?”