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    Attack Of The O’Hooligans

    , | Foley, AL, USA |

    Customer: “Excuse me, are you the manager?

    Me: “Yes. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “I want to complain about your employee in the jewelry department. She’s a hooligan!”

    Me: “Well, what did she do?”

    Customer: “Her hair is green!”

    Me: “Ma’am, that’s just for St. Patrick’s Day.”

    Customer: “I don’t care! It’s unprofessional and rebellious! It probably means she’s in a gang!”

    Me: “Very well. I’ll talk with her.”

    (The associate and I have a good laugh over it. She comes in the next day with her ordinary brown hair. The customer happens to come in, too.)

    Customer: “Oh, your hair is brown! I’m glad I was able to help you get reformed from your rebellious ways!”