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    Atone For Sins, Make Peace With Maker, Close Phone Account

    | Cincinnati, OH, USA |

    Me: “How may I help you today?”

    Customer: “I’d like to close my account.”

    Me: “Well, I’m sorry to hear that, but I can assist you with that right here. May I ask why you’re closing your account today?”

    Customer: “What? You don’t know?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, I don’t.”

    Customer: “It’s the Armageddon!”

    Me: “Uh, well, okay, ma’am, I’ll get your account closed right away… is there anything else I can do for you?”

    Customer: “Watch your back, young lady! You’ll see! The Armageddon’s coming, make no mistake!” *hangs up*