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    At Least We Know Her Natural Color

    | New Hampshire, USA | Rude & Risque

    (One of our stylists has just been fired, so one of her clients books with me for the first time. She is approximately 65 years old and uses a walker.)

    Me: “Hi! I’m [name], I’ll be taking care of you for your color today!”

    Client: “Hi, sweetie. Sorry, I’m a little slow. I just had a hip replacement.”

    (She stops dead in the middle of the busy salon, and without warning pulls down her pants. Apparently, she chose to go commando that day.)

    Client: “Look at this scar they gave me! It’s only a few months old.”

    Me: “Oh, that looks…uh…terrible. Why don’t you just have a seat and I’ll show you some color options…”