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    At Least They Enjoyed The Spew

    | Cumming, GA, USA |

    (I’m doing exit greetings to the leaving guests and a woman walks out with her son.)

    Woman: “Just to let you know, my son threw up in there.”

    Me: “Oh…okay, ma’am. Thanks for letting me know.”

    Woman: “Oh, don’t worry about it. It’s fine. I pushed most of it under the seat anyway.”