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    At Least It Got A Spot-Free Rinse

    | New Hampshire, USA |

    Me: “Welcome to ****! How can I help you today?”

    Customer: “Yeah, my keyboard won’t work.”

    Me: “Okay sir, what happened?”

    Customer: “Well, it got dirty, so I ran it through the dishwasher.”

    Me: “You what?”

    Customer: “Ran it through the dishwasher. I did it once before and it worked. So, can I get a new one?”