At Least His Answer Is In The Right Aria
(I am giving a tour of the opera house to a group of fifth-graders. We are backstage and we pass a large service elevator, generally used to transport grand pianos, costume racks, etc.)
Me: “So, guys, who can think of a reason why the opera needs such a big elevator?”
*silence*
Kid In The Back: “Because there are REALLY BIG PEOPLE in operas!”
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