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    • At Least He’s Being Honest

    | Los Angeles, CA, USA |

    Customer: “Excuse me, where are your graphic novels?”

    Me: “Graphic novel section? If you’ll just follow me, I ca–”

    Customer: “No. Graphic novels.”

    Me: “Graphic novels. Right this way–”

    Customer: “No! Graphic novels!”

    Me: “Graphic novels.”

    Customer: “No… graphic novels!”

    (A moment of silence passes…)

    Customer: “Sorry, I’m feeling contrary.”

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