At A Loss Either Way

| Ontario, Canada | Uncategorized

(Note: this is an office supply store.)

Customer: “Do you sell condiments?”

Me: *confused* “Condiments? Like ketchup and mustard? No.”

Customer: “No, like, plastic forks.”

Me: “You mean…cutlery?”

Customer: “Yeah, I guess.”

Me: “No, we don’t sell cutlery either…”