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    Aspirin(g) To Be A Better Doctor

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    (My husband works for the out of hours service and drives/assists the doctors with their house calls. I’m a veterinary nurse and as we work in the same area we often see the same people. At 2 am, the phone rings.)

    Me: “Uh, hello?”

    Husband: “Hi, my love. It’s just me. The doctor has a question for you about some meds. Do you mind talking to him?”

    Me: “No problem, put him on.”

    Doctor: “Hi, we’re at a patient’s house now. She’s worried because she accidentally took her cat’s medication. The thing is, she’s decanted the tablets into a tub and has lost the label. Can you tell me what they are?”

    Me: “Well, give me a description of the tablets, I’ll see if I can recognise the med code.”

    Doctor: “The pills are round, white and have A-S-P-I-R-I-N stamped on them.”

    Me: “Seriously? Are you kidding me?”

    (This clearly sets the doctor off, as he goes off on the following tirade:)

    Doctor: “No! You said you would help! What’s your problem, for f*** sake! I have a patient that may be poisoned and you’re being a b****! It’s my JOB on the line here, do you understand that? MY JOB, I don’t know why I listened to that b**** driver what would you know anyway you are just some idiot nurse for f***ing animals nobody would give a s**t what you say you ignorant cow!”

    Me: “It’s an aspirin…spelled A-S-P-I-R-I-N.”

    Doctor: *prolonged silence* “I guess I should say sorry now, right?”