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    Ask A Stupid Question, Part 3

    | San Diego, CA, USA |

    (I’m delivering some pizzas and “quepapas.” They come with ranch dressing for dipping but my co-worker forgot to put the ranch in the box.)

    Customer: “If you don’t mind, I’m gonna have a look at the quepapas, because last time I got them they were cold.”

    Me: “Sure thing, not a problem.”

    Customer: *opens box* “Where the heck is the ranch dressing?!”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir, I guess we forgot to put it in the box. I could go back and get it for you if you would like.”

    Customer: “Well yeah! How am I supposed to eat them without ranch dressing?!”

    Me: “I would try sticking it in your mouth, followed by chewing and then swallowing…”

    Customer: “Good one, jacka**!” *slams door*

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