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    As Thick As Pea Soup

    | Ohio, USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink

    Me: “Thank you for calling technical support. How may I help you?”

    Customer: “Yes, I was calling because I am having some troubles.”

    Me: “And what troubles are you having?”

    Customer: “I don’t know how much water goes into my soup.”

    (I’m about to tell her she can’t call us for stuff like this, until I realize it would be so much easier to just help her.)

    Me: “Ma’am, are there directions anywhere on the side?”

    Customer: “Oh, right.” *hangs up*