(Working near the fitting rooms, my coworker hears a customer ask for help from inside one of the stalls.)

Customer: “Excuse me, I need some help.”

Coworker: “Alright–”

(My coworker turns around and notices the customer standing outside of the stall completely nude except for the bra she was trying on.)

Customer: “How does this look on me? I’m not sure if this works for me.”

Coworker: “Um…why did you happen to take off your clothes?”

Customer: “Oh, because I feel more comfortable like this. So, what do you think?”

Coworker: “It looks…good.”

(My coworker looks down to avoid seeing the woman and notices stickers on the woman’s toes.)

Coworker: “Why do you have stickers on your toes, ma’am?”

Customer: “Well, I don’t have any toenails. I think the stickers make them look prettier, and I feel more normal when I take off my shoes.”