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    As Long As You’re Happy

    | Pittsburgh, PA, USA | Uncategorized

    Customer: “If I buy a popcorn, can I get a drink for $2?”

    Me: “No, I’m sorry; everything is full price.”

    Customer: “My man that I’m dating is such a cheapskate! He only gave me $5! He’s such an a**hole! *pause* “You need to find a rich one.”

    Me: “Ha ha, yeah.”

    Customer: *leans across the counter and lowers her voice* “A rich one…who’s good in bed.”

    Me: “…”

    Customer: *as an afterthought* “I guess he should have a good heart, too.”

    Also seen on: Not Always Romantic.