As Dumb As You Look
(I work the door sometimes at a local bar, and it normally goes as follows:)
Me: “Can I see your ID, please?”
Girl #1: “Yeah, sure. Here it is.”
Me: “Thanks, hmm… This doesn’t look like you.”
Girl #1: “Well, you can ask me anything on it. I know all of it.”
(I ask her friend that is trying to come in with her.)
Me: “Okay, what’s her name?”
Girl #2: “Umm…”
Me: “Thought so.” *handing back her ID* “You have a nice night, and maybe pay for your fake next time.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.