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    As Dumb As You Look

    | Lubbock, TX, USA | Uncategorized

    (I work the door sometimes at a local bar, and it normally goes as follows:)

    Me: “Can I see your ID please?”

    Girl: “Yeah, sure. Here it is.”

    Me: “Thanx, mmmmm…this doesn’t look like you.”

    Girl: “Well, you can ask me anything on it. I know all of it.”

    (I ask her friend that is trying to come in with her.)

    Me: “OK, what’s her name?”

    Girl #2: “Ummmm…”

    Me: “Thought so.” *handing back her ID* “You have a nice night, and maybe pay for your fake next time.”