October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

As Dumb As You Look

| Lubbock, TX, USA | Uncategorized

(I work the door sometimes at a local bar, and it normally goes as follows:)

Me: “Can I see your ID please?”

Girl: “Yeah, sure. Here it is.”

Me: “Thanx, mmmmm…this doesn’t look like you.”

Girl: “Well, you can ask me anything on it. I know all of it.”

(I ask her friend that is trying to come in with her.)

Me: “OK, what’s her name?”

Girl #2: “Ummmm…”

Me: “Thought so.” *handing back her ID* “You have a nice night, and maybe pay for your fake next time.”