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    Artificial Turf Is Shelved Under Fiction

    | Bergen, Norway | Books & Reading

    Me: “Hi! How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Do you sell artificial turf?”

    Me: “No, I’m sorry. Maybe you could try the DIY store next door.”

    (For some reason, this response makes the customer very angry. I can practically see the smoke coming out of his ears.)

    Customer: “Well, are you a bookstore or are you not?!”