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Bank | Irvine, CA
Me: “Welcome to xxx Bank, what can I do for you today?”
Customer: “Do you guys sell gold here?”
Me: “Well, our Financial Advisor can take care of all your commodity trades. Let me introduce…”
Customer: “No, I mean do you SELL gold here?”
Me: “Um… what do you mean exactly?”
Customer: “Can I buy gold?”
Me: “As in… a brick of gold?”
Customer: “Yes, I want to buy a couple of bricks.”
Me: “Um… no.. I believe they stopped doing that in the 1920s.”
Customer: “Well you SHOULD!”
Me: “… Okay.”
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