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    Arr, Matey! I Be Wanting Ye Gold Doubloons!

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    Me: “Welcome to xxx Bank, what can I do for you today?”

    Customer: “Do you guys sell gold here?”

    Me: “Well, our Financial Advisor can take care of all your commodity trades. Let me introduce…”

    Customer: “No, I mean do you SELL gold here?”

    Me: “Um… what do you mean exactly?”

    Customer: “Can I buy gold?”

    Me: “As in… a brick of gold?”

    Customer: “Yes, I want to buy a couple of bricks.”

    Me: “Um… no.. I believe they stopped doing that in the 1920s.”

    Customer: “Well you SHOULD!”

    Me: “… Okay.”