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    Around The World…Eventually

    | Santa Cruz, CA |

    Me: “Thanks for calling ****, how can I help you?”

    Caller: “Hi, I need directions.”

    Me: “Ok, where are you right now?”

    Caller: “Highway One.”

    Me: “Are you heading north or south?”

    Caller: “South.”

    Me: “Ok, so after the highway turns away from the ocean…”

    Caller: “Oh, I’m nowhere near the ocean.”

    Me: “Wait, you’re heading south, right?”

    Caller: “Yes, that’s what I just said!”

    Me: “Ma’am, what city are you in?”

    Caller: *names a city that’s about 30 miles south of where our place is*

    Me: “Oh, that’s actually south of us.”

    Caller: “I know that! Don’t talk to me like I’m a moron. I’m south of where you are, so I can only take the highway South to get to you!”

    Me: “Well then, we’ll see you here once you’ve circumnavigated the globe!”