April Monthly Roundup: Our most popular stories for April were full of action, from unexpected acts of generosity to completely expected acts of pomposity!

1. BOGO: Buy One Give One:
   Don’t give up on humanity: this giving customer gives us hope!
2. Watch What You Say:
   A customer’s own clock starts ticking after ticking off the wrong employee.
3. So Much For Spit & Run:
   A violent customer learns that shooting saliva will only land you in the slammer.
4. Hung Up On Gender:
   A sexist caller ends up with an earful of estrogen.
5. Not A Shred Of Intelligence:
   A college student gets a crash-course in the difference between copying and cutting.