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    Anything You Order I Order Better

    , | Evans, GA, USA |

    Customer #1: “I’d like a house salad with fried chicken. That’s with ranch dressing.”

    Me: “Okay then.” *turns to customer 2* “And for you?”

    Customer #2: “I want the exact same thing!”

    Me: “Okay, two fried house salads.”

    Customer #2: “Oh! I wanted mine with grilled chicken.”

    Me: “Okay. So one grilled house and one fried house, both with ranch.”

    Customer #2: “No. I want blue cheese dressing.”

    Me: “Okay, so a fried house with ranch, and a grilled house with blue cheese. Is that all?”

    Customer #2: “Yup!”

    Me: “Alright, your total is going to be–”

    Customer #2: “Oh! No cheese! I don’t like cheese.”

    (I’ve already sent the order to the kitchen. I excuse myself to go let them know. I come back and take their money.)

    Customer #2, to customer #1: “Isn’t it so much easier when we order the exact same thing?”