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    | Ottawa, ON, Canada | Canada, Money, Movies & TV

    (I work in a major sandwich franchise in Canada.)

    Me: “Hi there, welcome to [store]. What can I get started for you today?”

    Customer: “Yeah, you guys have the chicken sandwich for $5 dollars this month, right?”

    Me: “No, sir, that promotion is actually only available in the US at the moment.”

    Customer: “What? What are you talking about? Since when has there ever been a difference?”

    Me: “Well, promotions and prices have always been different between the two countries. I think that’s how it’s always been for large franchises.”

    Customer: “I still want the promoted price I saw on the commercial.”

    Me: “Is it possible that you were watching an American channel when you saw this commercial sir?”

    Customer: “Of course not! I only watch Canadian television! What do I look like to you, some kind of Yankee?”

    Me: “What channel were you watching, sir?”

    Customer: “Fox News.”

    Me: “That’s an American channel sir.”

    Customer: “Oh… well…”

    (He ended up ordering the sandwich he wanted, and he paid the marked-up price for it.)