Manager: “Hi ma’am, how can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, I just need a book for my grandson. It’s called Bestiality.”

Manager: “I’m sorry, what did you say it was called?”

Customer: “Bestiality. He’s in second grade. It’s this series of books.”

Manager: “Ah, could you mean Beast Quest perhaps?”

Customer: “Yes, Beast Quest. What did I say?”

Manager: “Um…bestiality.”

(The customer’s eyes bug out as she turns every shade of red.)

Manager: “Beast Quest is this way if you’ll follow me…”