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    Animal Planet After Hours

    | Kettering, OH, USA |

    Manager: “Hi ma’am, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yes, I just need a book for my grandson. It’s called Bestiality.”

    Manager: “I’m sorry, what did you say it was called?”

    Customer:Bestiality. He’s in second grade. It’s this series of books.”

    Manager: “Ah, could you mean Beast Quest perhaps?”

    Customer: “Yes, Beast Quest. What did I say?”

    Manager: “Um…bestiality.”

    (The customer’s eyes bug out as she turns every shade of red.)

    Manager:Beast Quest is this way if you’ll follow me…”