July Theme Of The Month: Great Timing!

Animal Attraction

| MO, USA | Pets & Animals, Rude & Risque

(The animal shelter I work at accepts volunteers for work. I am on shift with a volunteer, an attractive lady who is in her 20s. I am male. She is laying on the floor in the office, playing with a puppy while I do some paperwork nearby. The puppy rests his head on her bottom and falls asleep. An elderly patron who often visits the shelter to play with cats walks in.)

Elderly Patron: “What a cute pup! Look where his head is!”

(The patron turns to me and grins.)

Elderly Patron: “Don’t you wish your head was where his is, young man?”

(I almost choke.)