Androcles And The Liquor
(We have a difficult customer who comes in every day with his wife. Usually, he is just fine, but if he doesn’t get his coffee exactly right, he throws a huge fit. He’s even made a few coworkers cry from screaming at them.)
Me: “Good morning! How are you doing today?”
Difficult Customer: “Not good. I need my coffee.”
Me: “Yes, sir! Coming right up!”
Difficult Customer: “And, one other thing…”
Me: “…Yes?”
Difficult Customer: “Can I get a shot of whiskey in that?”
Me: “If I could give you coffee and whiskey, I think we would all have a better morning!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.