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    And You Wonder Why We Have Canned Responses

    | Hazleton, PA, USA | Crazy Requests

    Customer: “Hey, you! Where is your canned corn?”

    (Note that customer has just walked into my aisle from another aisle where all the canned vegetables are.)

    Me: “All canned vegetables are in aisle 4. Did you happen to look there on your way here?”

    Customer: “Are you an idiot? That’s your job to look, not mine. And you didn’t even look for them. How do you know they are where you say?”

    Me: “I assure you, I’ve worked here for quite some time and that is where they are located. If you would go back down to aisle 4 and look on the left hand side, about a quarter the way down you will find the corn.”

    Customer: “NO! You will go and look for me. Where do they find you people? It’s YOUR job to go look and not MINE. That’s what you losers are hired for.”

    Me: “Yes, I’ll be right back.”

    (I walk out of my aisle, go to the aisle with the canned vegetables to double check, and return to the customer.)

    Customer: “Well?”

    Me: “As I stated, they are in aisle 4.”

    Customer: “But now you KNOW they are there because you LOOKED!”

    Me: *trying to maintain composure* “Have a nice day.”

    Customer: “F*** you, retard!”