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    | Winnipeg, MB, Canada | Top

    (Note: I’m helping a male customer find an IDE cable for his PC.)

    Me: “…and the cables are right here.”

    Customer: “This is for a full tower case. What’s the longest cable you have?”

    (I measure the largest cable I can find. I think it was 20 inches.)

    Customer: “Oh, that’s a bit too short.”

    Me: “Sorry, that’s the longest I have. What sort of length were you looking for? I might be able to order something…”

    Customer: “I need about 22 inches. That’s the story of my life…always two inches too short!”

    Me: *chuckles*

    Customer: *turns bright red and leaves in a hurry*