… And We Wonder Why Everyone Hates Us, Part Two

| Birmingham, AL, USA |

Customer: “I’m looking for something that ain’t made in China. This one says made in EU… what’s that mean?”

Me: “It means it’s made in the European Union.”

Customer: “Billy! Billy come quick! This lady says Europe’s a union now!

Me: “No, ma’am, it means…”

Billy: “Europe united? ”

Me: “Sir, the European Union is…”

Billy: “‘Bout g*d**n time. It was them d*** countries that started the war!”