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    And They Say Time Travel Is Impossible

    | Brookings, OR, USA |

    Customer:¬†”How much longer is your department open today?”

    Me: “Two hours.”

    Customer: “Oh… uhm, you on Mountain Time, then?”

    Me: “No, we’re on Pacific.”

    Customer: “I’m in Mountain time, so in reality, you’re only there another hour.”

    Me: “Sir, seriously, we’re here another two hours regardless of what time zone you’re in.”