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    Me: “Just this scarf for you today?”

    Customer: “Yes — and could you please cut the tag off? I’m planning to wear it straight out of the store.”

    Me: “No problem.”

    (after transaction is completed…)

    Me: “Have a nice day!”

    Customer: “Um, can I have a bag, please?”

    Me: “…Err…I thought you wanted to wear your scarf out of the store?”

    Customer: “Well, yes, but I still need a bag. Where else would I put my receipt?” *stuffs her large wallet into her purse*