November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

And The Landfills Wept

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Me: “Just this scarf for you today?”

Customer: “Yes — and could you please cut the tag off? I’m planning to wear it straight out of the store.”

Me: “No problem.”

(after transaction is completed…)

Me: “Have a nice day!”

Customer: “Um, can I have a bag, please?”

Me: “…Err…I thought you wanted to wear your scarf out of the store?”

Customer: “Well, yes, but I still need a bag. Where else would I put my receipt?” *stuffs her large wallet into her purse*